Did he beat Kirby? I don’t know. It is a mystery.

In any case, vote on what game Highwang is going to play next now that his Kirby shenanigans are possibly over.

He sure did take a while to beat a platformer!

Give a warm welcome to Senors Chaosstrike and TPR. They will be streaming on channel one now with the rest of the cast. Chaosstrike will generally be streaming from 10-11pm EST and TPR will be in either the 8-9pm or 9-10pm slot depending on other streams and streamers.

They both bring great things to the table, like uh, streams. Same thing any of us have here. It works.

That being said, chaosstrike would like to know which game he should start playing with you guys. So, here’s a poll to vote on just that.

It’s more likely than you think.

For those of you who do anything on the internet and/or subscribe to feeds, you can now subscribe to kuoushi.com!

If you can’t find the link that you’re supposed to subscribe to, this is it:

http://feeds.feedburner.com/kuoushi

That should do it for you.

Now Kuoushi’s Terrible Stream Network can invade your feeds as well.

That is all.”

So, we’ve defeated Metroid Prime soundly BY THE SKIN OF MY DICK and that means the winner of the previous poll is up next for Kuoushi.

That game is Breath of Fire 2.

For those of you who weren’t here for much of Breath of Fire 2, let me recap the story for you real quick.

Our main hero Cunt talks to a dragon and his little town forgets who he is, so he departs on an adventure with a dog who is a thief that gets framed, forcing Cunt to chase down the person who did the framing. After many adventures and new friends, he succeeds. Then he continues on this adventure taking out these monsters that seem to be some overarching plot bad guys. Now Cunt is in a rebel camp for doing some rebel things against some other bad people who are probably under the control of a bad monster.

There, now you know where we are. If not, you know as much as I do.

Highwang demands that you vote on what game he is going to play next.

That is all.

Vote.

So, Metroid Prime the boss is proving to be quite the dick. I will defeat that fucker sooner rather than later I hope, but I still haven’t yet. The poll for what I’m playing next, however, has closed! That means we know what I’m doing after I do, in fact, beat Metroid Prime. What’s that? Continuing Breath of Fire 2.

Slim margin, but it won the vote.

In other news, I started trolling around Google Affiliate for a cool new affiliate of sorts, and I ran across GameTap and JJGames.

GameTap is kind of like an internet NetFlix where you pay a monthly amount and have access to all of their games or buy games from them. It’s nice if that’s your sort of thing. Gaming ADD and all that, I know some of you have it.

Then there’s JJGames. They ship to pretty much anywhere in the world. What do they ship? Video games. Systems. Controllers. Peripherals. All of this for almost every console, from NES to WII, Gameboy to DS, PS1 to PS3, even Sega things. Prices range from pretty amazing to outrageous on some of the more rare titles, but that’s because they’re rare. In any case, I can highly recommend them.

OKAY, ADVERTISING OVER, ON WITH THE STREAMING AND SHIT.”

So Metroid Prime is winding down, just a couple of bosses left. That means we get to vote on the next game for Kuoushi to play! Hooray! Cheers! Etc.

I’d prefer if you guys voted to continue a game that I haven’t finished yet rather than starting a new one, but I’m giving the option to start new games as well.

VOTE, POLL’S OPEN FOR 2 DAYS STARTING NOW.

Here! In this site! Right now! One of those things I’ve said I would do for a while now. Now you can see the stream cards and shit all in the site, just click the “Cards” link at the far right of the menu and it’ll take you there. Functionality is really basic and some of it is just a placeholder, but I’ll fix all that soon enough.

And by soon enough, we know that means never.

Anyway, what do you think?

So, fuck you guys. I am going to confirm tonight’s drunk stream. I don’t know what I’m playing yet, but there will be a drunk stream, and I will hopefully get decently plastered. Just bought myself a bottle of tequila for the event, so I fucking better stream.

Also, dicks.

Why is it no one tells me when anything’s broken. I’d fix it, you know. Like I did just now. Fixed.

Anyway, sorry for missing my stream last night. I will make it up to you guys some day here. I swear it will be done!