This is absolutely a game that exists. There’s so much WRITING here that it’s hard to even play the game. Not really. Honestly it’s a pretty fun little game. We’ll keep playing to see what’s going on, maybe even beat the game, but it gives me real Dink Smallwood vibes. Apparently the game was kickstarted and made it through Steam Greenlight, but somehow it only has ~25 reviews as of this writing and it came out in 2018? Extremely overlooked.
This game gives me big Dink Smallwood vibes.