So, the saddest part about Trespasser is that it’s a short game, through no fault of the developers trying to make the game longer by adding a bunch of walking back and forth picking up key cards and doing shit all. Still, it is an experience that one must experience at one point in their lives. Everyone has to play Trespasser as a rite of passage, right? You’ve all played it, haven’t you? No? Well, that’s probably not surprising.