DK! Donkey Kong! He has no style! He has no grace! Jesus fuck they really made a rap about our boy Donkey Kong. It is also the longest fucking intro song ever. At no point during this lengthy, terrible, wannabe bullshit hip-hop flow, did they decide that it was too much. Is this summary only going to be about the terrible intro? Yes.
Oh and I guess we played Dwarf Fortress after we got tired of Donkey Kong 64.